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Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is
watching.
Reserved seat for Jane Fonda in Iraq...
Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.
Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
The enemy attacks on two ocasions: when he’s ready and when your not
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
What 5 Words Get Said To A Navy Seal In Dress Blues? "will
The Defendant Please Rise?"
Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste
a
bullet on you.
It’s not the one with your name on it; it’s the one addressed
"to whom
it may concern" you’ve got to think about.
There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at
you, and
miss.
The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with
a map.
If the enemy is within range, so are you.
Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
If two things are required to make something work, they will never be shipped
together.
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